The A B C cs of being a new father .
A Again how many times do i change a diaper
B Burping what the hell , that is a beerdinkers talent
C Colic this one will keep you up for hours
D Diapers $45.oo bucks a box and boy do kids piss a lot (see A)
E Epidural ...The shot that will save you a lot of screaming
F Fatherhood ..Get used too it buddy , your a daddy now.
G Gynecologist . when you were 18 the best job in the world . Now sitting in that waiting room , maybe not.
H Hormones ..hers are going crazy , enjoy the ride.
I Intamacy huh what's that ? now it's mummy needs a foot rub.
J Juandice . apparently that little yellow baby of yours is o.k.
K K
L Lamaze .not a really good Sushi Restaurant .
M Menstrual periods ..NO MORE Remember the Blue strip. HWP
N Nipples . not yours any more pal , all the kids .
O Ovaries . The Egg Factory , where it all began
P Paternity .............That's You .also Pacifier..keep lot's of them
Q Quality Time .....get a drinking habit and a drinking buddy .
R Reflux...it's going all over your good shirts
S Sonogram ..apparently women can see stuff in that blurry picture
T Toxoplasmosis ...this means you are changing her Cat litter box now
U Uumbilical Cord
V Varicose veins ..vaginal discharge ..valium your pick
W Water Breaking ..Be somewhere else , seriously
X X
Y Your now the most unimportant person in her life .
Z Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz get them when you can ....
NOW YOU KNOW YOUR ABCs DON'T YOU WISH YOU'D THOUGHT TWICE.? WELL NO GOING BACK ENJOY THE RIDE.
PARENTHOOD BEING A DAD POPPA PAPI OLD MAN ALL TITLES YOU HAVE NOW AQUIRED ...
